Microsoft Announces Windows 12!

The new project codenamed “Reach Around” reduces the user interface to one button while all applications now load on startup guaranteeing 30min boot times!  Seriously though, Windows 7 has now been slated for a January 2010 release and now incorporates the all amazing “automatic game update check feature.”  WOW OMGBBQWTF!!111oneoneone Talk about revolutionary =_=.

On a separate but somewhat related note, GTA4 for the PC will require players to use Games for Windows Live in order to play multiplayer.  Amazing, just when you thought Microsoft couldn’t control your computer experience anymore, they find new ways of bending you over.

-Apoc

~ by lolispotting on September 23, 2008.